Hard to believe that the city that has Cheers and the Celtics could also have the Bosox. Guess that what they mean by "taking the bad with the good" -- No, the Bosox ain't the good. :D

Re: Here's one....
 

Throw momma from the train. Billy Crystal and Danny DiVito.

My favorite TV dialogue
 

from M*A*S*H:

Colonel Blake is in Tokyo, so Frank Burns is running the outfit. He gets everyone up at 6 am to exercise. Hawkeye and Trapper are in their bathrobes. Frank wants the men to "count off". Hawkeye and Trapper look at each other.

Trapper: Are you "one"?

Hawkeye puts his hand limply on his hip and lisps, "yes, are you?"

My wife's favorite M*A*S*H moment involves Colonel Flagg (the CIA guy). Colonel Potter comes into his own office to find Flagg sitting in his chair behind his desk.

Potter: I didn't see you come in.
Flagg: Nobody ever sees me come in. I'm like the wind.
Potter: Well, Colonel Wind, blow your butt off my chair!

She still uses that line if I'm sitting where she wants to sit. Hey, Colonel Wind, blow your butt off my chair! :)