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I was just asked to officiate a fund-raiser game between two local rival middle-school faculties! My pre-game meetings to the captains and coaches should be pretty interesting......
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Snaqs has a good one you can use in his signature line.
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Gentlemen, [ladies,] the game we'll be playing is called pass-it-ball, or bucket-ball, or something. Anyway, I hear it's a good one. Any questions?
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My second year of officiating, I was followed about 20 miles after a game...from a redneck area north of Atlanta. I sped up, they sped up, I slowed, they slowed. Never scared, but still eye-opening. I lost them when I git into Atlanta traffic. Made me think, but 22 years later I am still at it, and never again such a problem. It would take a lot more than this for me to give up this passion.
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Hey Guys, I've Got A Stalker Following Me ...
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Way back before cell phones, I was followed while on my way to make a night bank deposit from my college restaurant job. I decided to head toward the police station when the follower "lit me up". I guess that I had rolled through a stop sign on my way to the bank. I was so relieved to see the police officer that didn't ticket me after I had explained to him that I was on my way to the police station.
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