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Took a Backwards Tumble
I'm the T; defense gets the steal.
I start to backtrack quickly when I start to feel my feet go out from under me. I try to maintain my balance, attempting some sort of wide stance before going down, but it turns into one of those inevitable falls that lasts five weeks. My downward thoughts: "Oh no, not now, try to balance, won't work, oh s**t, here it comes, don't fall into the crowd...!" WHAM, flat on my back, possibly leaving a crack in the foundation. Someone in the front row asks if I'm all right. I pop up and high tail it to the end line, just in time for the layup. I hold a thumbs up to the crowd going back down the other way. My partner tells me they went on about it for several minutes. Rabbit ears. Lone upside: Falling is the one thing an official can do that pleases everybody. |
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Been there, done that . . .
A few years ago I had a similar mishap - first step backwards as trail, going to new lead, hooked a heel, fought with it for three steps, each of which brought more response from the crowd, and finally gave up and sat down for a short slide. When I popped up I got a hearty round of applause from the bleacher bunch, gave them half a bow, to their great satisfaction, and headed to the other end with the play.
I subscribe to the old saying, "Learn to laugh at yourself - you'll never go unamused!" |
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happened to my partner just last monday night at a jv c squad game. not many people in the audience. i was the new trail, and going by the home team bench when he fell; the subs started laughing. i looked at them and said,"girls, c'mon...thats not good sportsmanship." at half-time the coach thanked me for reminding them to be good sports. my partner said that his fall seemed like it went on for an hour.
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Make sure that:
1. You get a copy of the game film, and 2. You watch youtube to see if you made the big time.
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Never back track.
Turn, run, and look over your shoulder.
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Think about it...ever see an NCAA or NBA official back track? No, you haven't. Turn, run and look over your shoulder.
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There are some good youtube videos that reinforce the above. Look for 'referee tumble' or something similar. Imagine it is you in the video. Imagine all of your association members know it is you. Imagine that it is brought up in a meeting and they ask you for a demo.
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You need a reason other than not crashing on a gym floor?
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However, it's slower and not good on your legs.
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It would be a killer on my legs. When I watch JV officials do it, it makes my Achilles hurt just watching. Full disclosure: I did this once working a middle school game sometime about 1990. Backed into a player and almost broke my arm. |
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You don't like working backjudge then, I take it?
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