CYO amusement

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by mbyron

Calipari gets ultrasounds.

And if likes the results, the fetus goes on the payroll.

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

And if likes the results, the fetus goes on the payroll.

What about the fetus's coach?

[referee99]

My CYO story from Sunday.

CYO 6th Grade Boys National (lower).
I'm working solo, due to partner no-show.
Game not in doubt. Good natured game all around.

A1 in front of his bench, gets the ball dribbles, gathers the ball... then dribbles once more, then shoots.
Tweet!
Ball goes in.
"No shot! Illegal dribble."
HC and 2 ACs fall to the floor like a domino chain reaction.
I'm thinking WTF? Do I need to address this?

Turns out it was the kids first (almost) basket of the season.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by referee99

HC and 2 ACs fall to the floor like a domino chain reaction.

Did they fall outside the coaching box? You may have had an opportunity for some T's here.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by mbyron

What about the fetus's coach?

Hell, the fetus' father is already down at Auburn selling his rights there.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Hell, the fetus' father is already down at Auburn selling his rights there.

That's ok, the fetus will still be able to play in the Final Four.