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Old Sat Jul 10, 2010, 06:24am
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I carry a brazilian super model in my pocket at all times - for situations like this i just take her out and stab the offender with her bony, pointy elbows, knees, you get the point. More entertaining than this jui jitsu you mention.
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Old Sat Jul 10, 2010, 10:13am
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Adriana Lima ...
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I carry a brazilian super model in my pocket at all times - for situations like this i just take her out and stab the offender with her bony, pointy elbows, knees, you get the point.


Let me get this straight. I'm supposed to be looking at her ... elbows?
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Old Sat Jul 10, 2010, 11:57am
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Let me get this straight. I'm supposed to be looking at her ... elbows?
Off-ball coverage.

Duh.........
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Old Sat Jul 10, 2010, 02:45pm
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hahaha. alright you guys just killed it. i was being semi-serious. haha
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Old Mon Jul 12, 2010, 08:36am
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So, this redhead is talking to her blonde friend.

Redhead: "I'm dating a brazilian."

Blonde: "You slut! I've never dated that many."

(Must be the off-season.)
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Old Mon Jul 12, 2010, 11:56am
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Hey M&M Guy - did you hear about the blonde who got fired from her job on the quality control line at the M&M factory? She was throwing out all the W's.
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Old Mon Jul 12, 2010, 12:00pm
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Hey M&M Guy - did you hear about the blonde who got fired from her job on the quality control line at the M&M factory? She was throwing out all the W's.
That's exactly why I had to get a different job.

And I'm not even blonde.
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Old Mon Jul 26, 2010, 04:22pm
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Let me get this straight. I'm supposed to be looking at her ... elbows?
Exactly. Your foe will never see them coming
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Old Mon Jul 26, 2010, 05:06pm
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I'm On To You Two Guys ...
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Off-ball coverage.
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Exactly. Your foe will never see them coming.
You two guys posted with my quote just so the image would show up again.

As an experiment, I'll post another image of Adriana. Let's see if her image shows up again, in a quote, in a later post.

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Old Tue Jul 27, 2010, 10:03am
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You two guys posted with my quote just so the image would show up again.

As an experiment, I'll post another image of Adriana. Let's see if her image shows up again, in a quote, in a later post.
I don't think it will happen.
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