Summer Ball - all this fun and I get paid too?

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Three games today. Boys JV.

Heard these old chestnuts from the coaches:

1. "Call it both ways"

2. "Are you going to blow the whistle on the other end?"

3. "Three seconds" (repeated about 60 times)

4. "That call was garbage as were all the others you've made" (Tweet!) after I tried to answer "why wasn't a foul called?" - my answer "incidental contact."

5. "And One" - (repeated about 30 times)

6. "You two are the worst two officials I've ever seen." Partner T'd the coach.