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Hello. Is this Maytag?
We have some extra agitators you might be interested in having.
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Nah, he was the only option able to ink the deal without outside help.
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None of you guys are hockey fans or you surely would have suggested he end up as a Detroit Red Wing.
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Lol...growing up in Alaska we played hockey as often as we could. We even had a hockey rink on the playground at my elementary school. Best player in the school was this little kid about a year younger than me - his family had no money so he had to wear his sister's hand-me-down white figure skates. The first day he came out to play, he took a lot of crap from everyone while we were gearing up. He just kept smiling at us the whole time. Took him about 8 seconds to score the first goal, and no one ever bothered him about those skates again.
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Cheers, mb |
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Hmmm, hockey players here refer to basketball as "what the girls play while the men are playing hockey..."
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