Coach Reveals His Stupidity

[Judtech]

Coach: What?!? You can't call that!!
Me: Coach, he dropped the F bomb.
Coach: But you can't Call that a "T"
Me: Coach, that is automatic
Coach: But you can't call that
Me: Yes I can....I just did (and walk away)
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ME: Coach #5 has to change the shirt under his jersey if he wants to play. It needs to be the dominate color of the game jersey
Coach: Why? It has sleeves
ME: Coach, I can see that but if he is going to wear a shirt under his jersey it needs to be the same as the dominate color of his jersey. So for a white jersey it has to be a white shirt, blue for blue, red for red etc.
Coach: But it IS a blue shirt.
Me: I see that coach but you are wearing white uniforms
Coach: I've never seen that in the rule book
Me: Sorry coach, those are the rules
Coach: But does the rulebook say it has to be the DOMINATE color? Can't it be the primary color?
ME: That is sort of the same thing. Basically coach, white jersey=white shirt if he wants to play.
Coach: Well how am I supposed to know what color shirts they are supposed to wear
ME: It is in the rule book.
Coach: Well I dont even HAVE a rule book so how am I supposed to know
I just walked away. I DID have to change my inner self filter when I got home. I had SOOOO many things I wanted to say!