Coach Reveals His Stupidity

[grunewar]

Originally Posted by Welpe

I After starting to explain to him that I judged she had started her shooting motion when fouled he cut me off with "What are you a mind reader?" I think he thought we shot way too many free throws last night because I had several calls like that throughout the night.

Are you?

[Welpe]

Well I'm no Carnac but it was pretty obvious even to Ray Charles that she was trying to shoot.

[FrankHtown]

...in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's porch since noon today. NO ONE knows the answers to these questions, but you, in your borderline mystical way, will ascertain the answers, never having seen them before."...Thank you, Ed McMahon

[Welpe]

Frank, when's your season over? I have my last games tonight...hope we get to work together next year so you can tell everyone here how horrible I am.

Coach: Well I dont even HAVE a rule book so how am I supposed to know

At least he was honest!

[Mrcrash3]

B5 reaches over the player infront of her A5 (about 8"height difference, and B5 has very long arms). There is absolutley no contact btwn
B5 and A5. B5 losses ball out of bounds. A coach calls a time out. Irate over the no call for "over the back."
Coach of B says why wasn't there a foul. Partner and I say there was no contact. The ball went high and she just reached up a grabbed it over your player
Coach: You mean she gets an advantage over all of these girls because she so much taller then them?...Priceless, I was speechless

[Judtech]

Coach: What?!? You can't call that!!
Me: Coach, he dropped the F bomb.
Coach: But you can't Call that a "T"
Me: Coach, that is automatic
Coach: But you can't call that
Me: Yes I can....I just did (and walk away)
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ME: Coach #5 has to change the shirt under his jersey if he wants to play. It needs to be the dominate color of the game jersey
Coach: Why? It has sleeves
ME: Coach, I can see that but if he is going to wear a shirt under his jersey it needs to be the same as the dominate color of his jersey. So for a white jersey it has to be a white shirt, blue for blue, red for red etc.
Coach: But it IS a blue shirt.
Me: I see that coach but you are wearing white uniforms
Coach: I've never seen that in the rule book
Me: Sorry coach, those are the rules
Coach: But does the rulebook say it has to be the DOMINATE color? Can't it be the primary color?
ME: That is sort of the same thing. Basically coach, white jersey=white shirt if he wants to play.
Coach: Well how am I supposed to know what color shirts they are supposed to wear
ME: It is in the rule book.
Coach: Well I dont even HAVE a rule book so how am I supposed to know
I just walked away. I DID have to change my inner self filter when I got home. I had SOOOO many things I wanted to say!