Haven't heard this one before

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Three 8th grade tournament games yesterday with teams from all over the Pacific Northwest. Game two was between two teams from the Seattle area. Why they had to drive down to Portland to play each other I'll never know.

Anyway, middle of Q2, some moron in the bleachers yells at my partner during a timeout, "You couldn't ref your way out of a paper bag".

I'm still puzzling over that one. Maybe it's a "Seattle thing".

Considering the climate, your partner would not need more than a soft whistle to break through the wet paper barrier.