Horrific Partner!

[Amesman]

Originally Posted by fullor30

Regarding his umpire jacket, you could have told him not to wear it along with your jacket, at least you'd be in sync on that level.

... or at least told him not to squeeze the strike zone so you could get in and out a little quicker.

But, seriously, GIGDGO really does apply here. Reach as you must to prevent the absurd from taking place. And definitely give your an assignor a tap on the shoulder on this one. (S)he'll appreciate it. Or at least find the "block partners" tab on your assigning software, if you have it.