Best one-liners from fans or coaches?

[Mark Padgett]

Here's two for ya.

Why shouldn't a referee take Viagra before a game?
Because then he looks like he's always calling an offensive foul.

And....don't forget the first rule of officiating - tuck your whistle in your shirt before you take a leak.

[youngref33]

When I played...our player went out for a break away lay-up, he got hit hard, it was on the line of being an intentional but was not called one, our coach yelled to the ref:

Coach: "The wrestling coach wants two points"

Then a fan of the opposite team yells down at him:

Fan: "Get a life coach"

To witch he turns around to the fan and he replied:

Coach: "I got one thank you"

It was hilarious, probably better if you knew the coach and situation.

[WhistlesAndStripes]

Originally Posted by Amesman

Did she blow it?

That depends on what the meaning of "it" is.