Best one-liners from fans or coaches?

[BOFARMA]

I did a charity Games at a Baptists Church. The first game was Girls varsity vs the teachers there. The women's coach ran on to the court, spaying air freshener, screaming that was a flagrant foul !!!

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by BOFARMA

I did a charity Games at a Baptists Church. The first game was Girls varsity vs the teachers there. The women's coach ran on to the court, spaying air freshener, screaming that was a flagrant foul !!!

Are you sure it wasn't a fragrant foul?

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by BOFARMA

I did a charity Games at a Baptists Church. The first game was Girls varsity vs the teachers there. The women's coach ran on to the court, spaying air freshener, screaming that was a flagrant foul !!!

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Are you sure it wasn't a fragrant foul?

Couldn't have been fragrant, as the scent was neuter.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by BOFARMA

I did a charity Games at a Baptists Church. The first game was Girls varsity vs the teachers there. The women's coach ran on to the court, spaying air freshener, screaming that was a flagrant foul !!!

I thought you just spayed cats.

[Amesman]

Originally Posted by BOFARMA

I did a charity Games at a Baptists Church. The first game was Girls varsity vs the teachers there. The women's coach ran on to the court, spaying air freshener, screaming that was a flagrant foul !!!

Did she blow it?

[bball_lurker]

After a good block gets called a foul:

"You better let the ball shoot the free throws, cause that's the only thing that got fouled!"

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by bball_lurker

After a good block gets called a foul:

"You better let the ball shoot the free throws, cause that's the only thing that got fouled!"

A few times after a clean block when a coach is screaming for a foul, if the ball was blocked OOB so the clock is stopped, I've taken the ball and put in on the FT line and yelled at it to shoot itself. It's even funnier if you start a 10 second count.

[WhistlesAndStripes]

Originally Posted by Amesman

Did she blow it?

That depends on what the meaning of "it" is.

[dsturdy5]

From a partner...

Local in-house boys game, a truly clueless coach asked why it seemed every held ball resulted in red getting possession. Partner replies, "Isn't it obvious? Red is my favorite color."

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by dsturdy5

From a partner...

Local in-house boys game, a truly clueless coach asked why it seemed every held ball resulted in red getting possession. Partner replies, "Isn't it obvious? Red is my favorite color."

Better than blaming the table for not switching the arrow.