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- I called a foul. Whaddaya want me to do? Have the kid arrested?
- All of the good officials are working the good games.
- You're right. I am not that good. If I were, I'd be on TV today.
- (To a D I pitcher who 'had' to throw the baseball with his conference logo on it, as opposed to one from the other team -- both Wilson A1001): Throw this one. You're not good enough to know the difference.
- You coach (or play). I'll referee. When I need you're help, I'll let you know.
- (After balking a D I lefty in a 10-1 game in the 7th inning on a 45 degree day). What did he do to balk? He threw to first base one too many times.
- My pitcher's not very good today -- in fact, he'd have to improve just to suck.
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