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A bank of lights went out during a game & the V team was getting trounced. They took awhile to get to full light & I explained the delay to the coach. He said they might shoot better in the dark.
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I believe grunewar is attempting to compare your uncle to one of our "esteemed" (read: old) members here on the forum.
For example: This or this
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Before the game I noticed that a V player was wearing a shooting sleeve on his arm, I asked the Coach: "He's wearing that for medical reasons, right Coach?" HIs reply: "Yes, I just wish he had one he could wear on his head".
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Stick around sj - you'll see what I mean! Your uncle ain't got nuttin on our Mark!
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Hey - I resemble that remark.
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Better than blaming the table for not switching the arrow.
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Flagrant foul ?
I did a charity Games at a Baptists Church. The first game was Girls varsity vs the teachers there. The women's coach ran on to the court, spaying air freshener, screaming that was a flagrant foul !!!
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Are you sure it wasn't a fragrant foul?
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I thought you just spayed cats.
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Did she blow it?
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