OMG - did my partner really say that!!!!!

Mark Padgett · #1 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 03:23pm

I know I have made a lot of posts that were weird but I swear I am relating this exactly as it happened. Last night, 6th grade boys game. Working with a guy I really don't know at all. Middle of Q2, he Ts up a coach. Absolutely justified. He reports it to the table, then turns to me and says, "If he doesn't knock it off, I'm going to have to ejaculate him from the game."

At first, I didn't know whether to figure I had misheard him or that he was kidding. But when he walked away, the clock keeper said to me, "Did he just say what I thought he said?" I looked at him and said, "I guess so. That was really strange." He just rolled his eyes.

I thought about asking my partner if that's what he said, but I figured that in the long run, I'd just let it go.

I can't wait to read the humorous comments to this one.

Scratch85 · #2 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 03:28pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

"If he doesn't knock it off, I'm going to have to ejaculate him from the game."

I think it would be more approriate to do that from the locker room.!

BBall_Junkie · #3 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 03:32pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scratch85

I think it would be more approriate to do that from the locker room.!

I don't think that would be appropriate to do AT ALL REGARDLESS OF LOCATION.

Refsmitty · #4 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 03:32pm

Not touchin that!

Zoochy · #5 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 03:34pm

Maybe these guys are XXX stars???

stmaryrams · #6 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 03:36pm

The game film could be sold to one of those internet sites.

Refs gone wild!

Scratch85 · #7 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 03:37pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBall_Junkie

I don't think that would be appropriate to do AT ALL REGARDLESS OF LOCATION.

Maybe not, but you know how refs are, they don't like to let things get out of hand. I know it is juvenile, but I'm cracking myself up.

just another ref · #8 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 03:39pm

From an online dictionary:

ejaculate: to eject suddenly and swiftly

What are you perverts talking about?

deecee · #9 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 03:41pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scratch85

I think it would be more approriate to do that from the locker room.!

Thats quite a shot there aint it?

ma_ref · #10 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 03:48pm

Sounds like a messy situation. I'd hate to have to be the one to clean that up...

deecee · #11 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 03:50pm

This is definitely a situation where you should step in if your partner can't seem to handle it himself.

mick · #12 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 04:04pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by just another ref

From an online dictionary:

ejaculate: to eject suddenly and swiftly

What are you perverts talking about?

Beats me.

TravelinMan · #13 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 04:21pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Working with a guy I really don't know at all.

Was his name Norm? Norm Crosby?

ma_ref · #14 (**permalink**) Fri Jan 23, 2009, 04:40pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

"If he doesn't knock it off, I'm going to have to ejaculate him from the game."

Correct reply would've been: "Not if I whack him first!"

Whack as in the 2nd technical foul...come on people...get your heads out of the gutter!

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