[Mark Padgett]

I know I have made a lot of posts that were weird but I swear I am relating this exactly as it happened. Last night, 6th grade boys game. Working with a guy I really don't know at all. Middle of Q2, he Ts up a coach. Absolutely justified. He reports it to the table, then turns to me and says, "If he doesn't knock it off, I'm going to have to ejaculate him from the game."

At first, I didn't know whether to figure I had misheard him or that he was kidding. But when he walked away, the clock keeper said to me, "Did he just say what I thought he said?" I looked at him and said, "I guess so. That was really strange." He just rolled his eyes.

I thought about asking my partner if that's what he said, but I figured that in the long run, I'd just let it go.

I can't wait to read the humorous comments to this one.