OMG - did my partner really say that!!!!!
 

I know I have made a lot of posts that were weird but I swear I am relating this exactly as it happened. Last night, 6th grade boys game. Working with a guy I really don't know at all. Middle of Q2, he Ts up a coach. Absolutely justified. He reports it to the table, then turns to me and says, "If he doesn't knock it off, I'm going to have to ejaculate him from the game."

At first, I didn't know whether to figure I had misheard him or that he was kidding. But when he walked away, the clock keeper said to me, "Did he just say what I thought he said?" I looked at him and said, "I guess so. That was really strange." He just rolled his eyes.

I thought about asking my partner if that's what he said, but I figured that in the long run, I'd just let it go.

I can't wait to read the humorous comments to this one.

I think it would be more approriate to do that from the locker room.! :D

I don't think that would be appropriate to do AT ALL REGARDLESS OF LOCATION.

Not touchin that!:eek:

Maybe these guys are XXX stars???

The game film could be sold to one of those internet sites.

Refs gone wild!

Maybe not, but you know how refs are, they don't like to let things get out of hand. I know it is juvenile, but I'm cracking myself up. :)

From an online dictionary:

ejaculate: to eject suddenly and swiftly

What are you perverts talking about?

Thats quite a shot there aint it?

Sounds like a messy situation. I'd hate to have to be the one to clean that up...

This is definitely a situation where you should step in if your partner can't seem to handle it himself.

Beats me.

Was his name Norm? Norm Crosby? :D

Correct reply would've been: "Not if I whack him first!"

Whack as in the 2nd technical foul...come on people...get your heads out of the gutter! ;)