This is a Good One!

[referee99]

I had girls JV. Team had Red jerseys with Gold accents and trim.
Players warming up with Gold pre-wrap headbands.
"Coach, your players are going to have to switch to legal headbands"
"But, they're Gold"
"They are illegal"
"But we have gold on our jerseys!"
"They would need to be the primary color of the jersey. What's the primary color of your jersey?"
"Red, but with Gold!"
"Coach, you are going to have to remove the illegal headbands"
"We have played 12 games. All of the other refs said gold was okay"
"Not tonight coach."