My biggest fear!!!

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by BktBallRef

I'd much rather be dreaming about Jessica Simpson.

The first time I read this I thought it said Bart Simpson. I was beginning to wonder about you.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

There is in most states.

Edit: Wait a minute. We're talking about a cartoon here. Right? So maybe there's not anything wrong with that? Weird? Maybe? Wrong?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

There is in most states.

And in some of those states where it's illegal, it's OK to be an uncledaddy. Go figure.

[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

My greates fear? Not being worthy enough to be on the same court with the great and magnificent Weaselpants, .

MTD, Sr.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.

My greates fear? Not being worthy enough to be on the same court with the great and magnificent Weaselpants, .

MTD, Sr.

Are you kidding? I would love to work a game with you. Maybe we can meet halfway, like in the middle of the Mississippi River. We could do a game on a gambling riverboat. Not only could we sell foul insurance, but we could take bets on the game and control the spread!

Oh wait, somebody already tried that.

[BillyMac]

Of course, this thread would be moot if we all came to the games in uniform, like 90%+ of the officials do in just another ref's association. I bet that less than 10% of those officials ever forget a part of their uniform.

But that's a good topic for another thread. As Emily Litella used to say, "Never mind. I'm sorry. It won't happen again".