Come backs for Coaches

[Scrapper1]

Originally Posted by Y2Koach

so do you guys think it would be acceptable for an official to challenge a coach to a wager with the rulebook in the middle of a game?

No. Mark P. talks about that, but I'm pretty sure that he's just kidding about actually doing it. It's unacceptable for either the coach or official to pull out a rulebook and try to prove the other wrong during a game. It's basically an attempt to embarrass the other person, IMHO.

After the game, in a different setting with no spectators, no problem.

[Scrapper1]

Originally Posted by Smitty

And BillyMac, "Lighten up, Francis" is a reference from the movie: Stripes.

That's it. You just made the list.

[rockyroad]

Originally Posted by Scrapper1

That's it. You just made the list.

I want to party with you, man!

[Scrapper1]

Originally Posted by rockyroad

I want to party with you, man!

Just don't touch my stuff. Nobody touches my stuff.

[canuckrefguy]

Originally Posted by Scrapper1

That's it. You just made the list.

And that's the fact, Jack !!

[grunewar]

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination."

"Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka."

Mark - are you our "big toe?"

[canuckrefguy]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Actually, I hurt my big toe last week and had to call a toe truck. .

[Adam]

Mark, I didn't have you pegged for a tree-hugger, but the way you're recycling your material lately has me wondering.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

Mark, I didn't have you pegged for a tree-hugger, but the way you're recycling your material lately has me wondering.

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe he's on vacation and we're getting summer reruns?

[BillyMac]

Wait a minute. I may owe an apology to Mark Padgett. Like Snaqwells, I could have sworn that Mark Padgett used that "grandmother" joke before, but I just did an advanced search, and I can't find the original joke. Either I owe Mark Padgett an apology, or his joke was somehow deleted by a Forum moderator. Those moderators are really careful about grandmother jokes. Nobody wants to offend grandmothers. The AARP has a lot more power than we give them credit for.

[Camron Rust]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

Wait a minute. I may owe an apology to Mark Padgett. Like Snaqwells, I could have sworn that Mark Padgett used that "grandmother" joke before, but I just did an advanced search, and I can't find the original joke. Either I owe Mark Padgett an apology, or his joke was somehow deleted by a Forum moderator. Those moderators are really careful about grandmother jokes. Nobody wants to offend grandmothers. The AARP has a lot more power than we give them credit for.

Or he deleted it himself to erase the evidence.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Camron Rust

Or he deleted it himself to erase the evidence.

Or to make Billy Mac look bad.