Calling all refs, please help a fan out on a terrible T called

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

For only $4300(train fare included).......

They only take cash, though.

[lukealex]

The part that completely seals the deal is that the announcer actually got it right.....

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

They only take cash, though.

Would you take a check from a NY Governor?

[jearef]

Very easy, very good T. It never ceases to amaze me how the fans want to blame the officials when one of their players does something this dumb. The kid is lucky the official didn't eject him for fighting. The newspaper article says the player "momentarily lifted his elbow". Looked more to me like he aimed it at the other player's head.

Sorry, fan, you came to the wrong address if you were looking for sympathy on this one. The official got it right. If it had been your team that was behind, and an opponent threw an elbow at your player's head, you'd be screaming your lungs out if a T wasn't called.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Would you take a check from a NY Governor?

Would you write a check as a NY Governor?

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

Would you write a check as a NY Governor?

No, I'd put a couple of hookers on my staff and let the State pay their salaries.

Administrative aid, special secretary, layperson advisor, sumthin' like that.

And if you think that hasn't been done before......

[Adam]

I might be younger than Dan, but I'm not naive.

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

No, I'd put a couple of hookers on my staff and let the State pay their salaries.

Administrative aid, special secretary, layperson advisor, sumthin' like that.

And if you think that hasn't been done before......

For instance

[bkbjones]

I think they're comparing notes on Hillary ca. 1996

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by bkbjones

I think they're comparing notes on Hillary ca. 1996

Explains why neither are smiling.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by bkbjones

I think they're comparing notes on Hillary ca. 1996

No, they're watching a Larry Craig video.

[Loudwhistle]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Damn, I can't vote either. I'm older than 18.

Hey Jurassic,
I heard you're 118!

[Mark Padgett]

Notice the title of the thread says, "please help a fan out". I'd be glad to. Which way did he come in?

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Notice the title of the thread says, "please help a fan out". I'd be glad to. Which way did he come in?

Now for $100, have you stopped beating your wife?

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

Now for $100, have you stopped beating your wife?

For eleven hundred dollars you can beat someone who's not your wife.