Fan Control

[Mark Padgett]

Try this. Start counting the stupid fan remarks. Each game, see if those fans can break your current record. When they do, turn toward them and clap - drives them nuts.

As to the coaches, just picture them as the howler monkeys they really are. Every time they make a remark, translate it from howler monkey to English. For example, "Call it both ways" translates to "Call it my way."

Pretty soon, you'll be having fun.