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Old Mon Feb 11, 2002, 03:07pm
Mark Padgett Mark Padgett is offline
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Try this. Start counting the stupid fan remarks. Each game, see if those fans can break your current record. When they do, turn toward them and clap - drives them nuts.

As to the coaches, just picture them as the howler monkeys they really are. Every time they make a remark, translate it from howler monkey to English. For example, "Call it both ways" translates to "Call it my way."

Pretty soon, you'll be having fun.
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