Vat's der cawl?

[Mark Padgett]

For those of you who speak only pig-latin:

EEBLEFAY ulesray. Uringday ayay ivelay allbay, eamtay Ayay urrenderssay otay eamtay bay, oweverhay eamtay bay illway otnay acceptyay ityay, ayingsay eythay equestedray ayay iorpray urrendersay ofyay eirthay ownyay. Oachcay Ayay uncturespay ethay ivelay allbay ithway ayay eedlenay akingmay ityay eadday. Ethay officialsyay uddlehay andyay ecideday otay ogay avehay ayay attelay. Ere'shay ethay uestionqay: ouldshay bay4 ebay argedchay ithway anyay unintentionalyay alse-multiplefay ommoncay eamtay ontrolcay iolationvay oryay idday atthay appenhay bay4 ethay amegay artedstay ilewhay ehay asway unkingday onutsday uringday armupsway? Easeplay itecay uleray umbernay. Anksthay.