Vat's der cawl?

[Mark Padgett]

FEEBLE rules. During a live ball, team A surrenders to team B, however team B will not accept it, saying they requested a prior surrender of their own. Coach A punctures the live ball with a needle making it dead. The officials huddle and decide to go have a latte.

Here's the question: should B4 be charged with an unintentional false-multiple common team control violation or did that happen B4 the game started while he was dunking donuts during warmups?

Please cite rule number. Thanks.

There, I feel better now.

[kbilla]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

FEEBLE rules. During a live ball, team A surrenders to team B, however team B will not accept it, saying they requested a prior surrender of their own. Coach A punctures the live ball with a needle making it dead. The officials huddle and decide to go have a latte.

Here's the question: should B4 be charged with an unintentional false-multiple common team control violation or did that happen B4 the game started while he was dunking donuts during warmups?

Please cite rule number. Thanks.

There, I feel better now.

You got it all wrong, it's obviously an intentional false-multiple common team control violation.

[just another ref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

FEEBLE rules. During a live ball, team A surrenders to team B, however team B will not accept it, saying they requested a prior surrender of their own. Coach A punctures the live ball with a needle making it dead. The officials huddle and decide to go have a latte.

Here's the question: should B4 be charged with an unintentional false-multiple common team control violation or did that happen B4 the game started while he was dunking donuts during warmups?

Please cite rule number. Thanks.

There, I feel better now.

I don't know the number, but what about the no more gibberish posted here rule?

[Ref_in_Alberta]

Mark,

You don't know the rule already??????

Rule 8, Art 46 Sec 13. Have the power to make decisions on any point not specifically covered by these rules.

Now please allow me to get back to puking on the coaches shoes....

[Bearfanmike20]

Vat's der cawl?

Im guessing sweedish.. maybe scandinavian... possibly Yupper.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Bearfanmike20

Im guessing sweedish.. maybe scandinavian... possibly Yupper.

Maybe this will give you a hint. The post should have read like this:

FEEBLE rooles. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Dooreeng a leefe-a bell, teem A soorrenders tu teem B, hooefer teem B veell nut eccept it, seyeeng zeey reqooested a preeur soorrender ooff zeeur oovn. Bork bork bork! Cuech A poonctoores zee leefe-a bell veet a needle-a mekeeng it deed. Bork bork bork! Zee ooffffeeciels hooddle-a und deceede-a tu gu hefe-a a lette-a. Here's zee qooesshun: shuoold B4 be-a cherged veet un uneentenshunel felse-a-moolteeple-a cummun teem ****rul feeuleshun oor deed thet heppee B4 zee geme-a sterted vheele-a he-a ves doonkeeng dunoots dooreeng vermoops?

[Bearfanmike20]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Maybe this will give you a hint. The post should have read like this:

FEEBLE rooles. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Dooreeng a leefe-a bell, teem A soorrenders tu teem B, hooefer teem B veell nut eccept it, seyeeng zeey reqooested a preeur soorrender ooff zeeur oovn. Bork bork bork! Cuech A poonctoores zee leefe-a bell veet a needle-a mekeeng it deed. Bork bork bork! Zee ooffffeeciels hooddle-a und deceede-a tu gu hefe-a a lette-a. Here's zee qooesshun: shuoold B4 be-a cherged veet un uneentenshunel felse-a-moolteeple-a cummun teem ****rul feeuleshun oor deed thet heppee B4 zee geme-a sterted vheele-a he-a ves doonkeeng dunoots dooreeng vermoops?

ya wat he sed..

Originally Posted by just another ref

I don't know the number, but what about the no more gibberish posted here rule?

What he said.

[Rich]

Originally Posted by PYRef

What he said.

And a vote the other way. It was funny, it was entertaining, and there's nothing more annoying than people on a message board trying to tell other people what to post and not post.

[whistleone]

Has anyone seen Mark's medications???

Originally Posted by whistleone

Has anyone seen Mark's medications???

Has anyone seen his doctor lately???? Maybe the good doc needs some meds in order to give Mark some decent meds!!!

[Jimgolf]

I think the rules quite clearly state that if both sides want to surrender at the same time, we go to the arrow.

[Mark Padgett]

For those of you who speak only pig-latin:

EEBLEFAY ulesray. Uringday ayay ivelay allbay, eamtay Ayay urrenderssay otay eamtay bay, oweverhay eamtay bay illway otnay acceptyay ityay, ayingsay eythay equestedray ayay iorpray urrendersay ofyay eirthay ownyay. Oachcay Ayay uncturespay ethay ivelay allbay ithway ayay eedlenay akingmay ityay eadday. Ethay officialsyay uddlehay andyay ecideday otay ogay avehay ayay attelay. Ere'shay ethay uestionqay: ouldshay bay4 ebay argedchay ithway anyay unintentionalyay alse-multiplefay ommoncay eamtay ontrolcay iolationvay oryay idday atthay appenhay bay4 ethay amegay artedstay ilewhay ehay asway unkingday onutsday uringday armupsway? Easeplay itecay uleray umbernay. Anksthay.

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

For those of you who speak only pig-latin:

EEBLEFAY ulesray.

There HAS to be an English to Pig Latin translator out there. Kinda like Babelfish.

[rainmaker]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

For those of you who speak only pig-latin:

EEBLEFAY ulesray. Uringday ayay ivelay allbay, eamtay Ayay urrenderssay otay eamtay bay, oweverhay eamtay bay illway otnay acceptyay ityay, ayingsay eythay equestedray ayay iorpray urrendersay ofyay eirthay ownyay. Oachcay Ayay uncturespay ethay ivelay allbay ithway ayay eedlenay akingmay ityay eadday. Ethay officialsyay uddlehay andyay ecideday otay ogay avehay ayay attelay. Ere'shay ethay uestionqay: ouldshay bay4 ebay argedchay ithway anyay unintentionalyay alse-multiplefay ommoncay eamtay ontrolcay iolationvay oryay idday atthay appenhay bay4 ethay amegay artedstay ilewhay ehay asway unkingday onutsday uringday armupsway? Easeplay itecay uleray umbernay. Anksthay.

MEDS?!?!? You need to get a life!!!