Funny Dialogue You've Had w/ Player or coaches...

[d1ref2b]

This was during a football game. I am the WH. On a punt, I have a hold against an interior lineman of K. The Coach asks who it was and I relay to him, though the HL, that it was #56. While we where inforcing the penalty, the Coach was going ballistic that he doesn't even have a #56 on the team. A few plays later I see #56 running down the field, during the ensuing dead ball period, I walked #56 to the hash closest to his sidleline, got the head coaches attention and said, "Coach, let me introduce you to #56." He didn't appreciate that one. We added to that by later dumping an assistant coach. also one of the assistant principals at the school, for having chewing tobacco in his mouth during the game. That school fired our association after that season

[Coltdoggs]

I was doing a 4th grade travel game that is coached by Jack Keefer, the HS Varsity coach of Greg Oden and Mike Conley...Keefer's son is on this team...

Anyway, in the 2nd half while their team was on D, Jack's son lost his balance working to get position on the low block and went to catch himself...when he did, he accidentally put a kid on the other team in a reverse headlock and they both went to the floor....I blew the whistle for a holding foul on lil' Keefer...

Coach Keefer says to me..."Hey ref, what game are you watching?", laughing...I said "Coach, I'm watching this one...sorry if I could I'd give your boy 2 points for the take down"....He laughed and said, "Well, I guess I missed that one"...I said..."It happens"

[tjones1]

It was more of a laugh inside for me.

But, the first year Fed had team control. My partner had a TC foul. We were at the point that if we didn't have the new team control foul we would have been shooting free throws. Anyways, I am C table side and the coach asks me why we weren't shooting free throws. I tell her that it was a team control foul and this year we aren't shooting free throws. As she turned away, her assistant who was sitting on the bench says "Team control foul? He must of meant player control foul and that's why we aren't shooting free throws." After I heard that I just smiled to myself and starting laughing on the inside.