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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:09pm
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I thought you were coaching this year.
Seriously, if you are thinking that way, I'm definitely staying east of the river this year! Besides my sister is really not hot at all...
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:12pm
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Seriously, if you are thinking that way, I'm definitely staying east of the river this year! Besides my sister is really not hot at all...
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Besides my sister is really not hot at all...
I don't know about that - I typed "Juulie" into a search engine and got this picture. Are you sure this isn't your sister?

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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:24pm
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h) Tell her not to forget the twinkies
If you have twinkies, whyinthehell would you need Coach A?
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:25pm
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I don't know about that - I typed "Juulie" into a search engine and got this picture. Are you sure this isn't your sister?

Well, that's an old picture. Time hasn't been kind to either one of us. Also, we quit dying our hair...
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:31pm
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Well, that's an old picture. Time hasn't been kind to either one of us. Also, we quit dying our hair...
I know. I typed in "Juulie Downs" and I got this:



When did you turn into Ray Cox?

BTW - are you going to work 3 Rivers League for Will Davis? A lot of the games are on the east side. He's having an orientation and scrimmage on Nov. 18 at Wilsonville HS. Games start Nov. 30 with a weekend tournament.
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:36pm
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BTW - are you going to work 3 Rivers League for Will Davis? A lot of the games are on the east side. He's having an orientation and scrimmage on Nov. 18 at Wilsonville HS. Games start Nov. 30 with a weekend tournament.
Too far south. Nah, just TBA and some for Howard. Taking a breather this year, and not doing a lot. Got some "issues" to deal with.
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 02:14pm
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

This is clearly a trick question. After a few years in this job, one makes it a point to have one's mind numb before ever going to a game.
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 09:39pm
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This is clearly a trick question. After a few years in this job, one makes it a point to have one's mind numb before ever going to a game.
There is always that one phrase you have to watch out for on those tests.
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Old Thu Nov 08, 2007, 10:49am
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What about tossing the opposing coaches, calling the game a forfeit and getting after it in a closet immediately? I'm kind of an instant gratification person.
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Old Thu Nov 08, 2007, 11:22am
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In Kansas there's some rule about the coach kneeling and the box but I don't want to start stringing thoughts together and get banned from the forum.
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Old Thu Nov 08, 2007, 11:30am
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority

d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
Was this a question on the IAABO refresher test? If so, then what was their answer?
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