funny stuff

[Mark Padgett]

I've posted previously what I hoped was considered "funny stuff" but these two are in my favorites folder:

1) A sub was coming on the court at a dead ball and he asked the kid he was replacing "Who are you guarding?" This is a pretty common thing. The other kid replied (seriously - not as a joke) "Well...we're playing zone, so I guess - everybody."

2) In a recent HS rec game, a kid mistakenly scored into his own basket following an inbound play at that end. I heard the coach of the other team say to his assistant, "We ought to call that play more often."

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