Finish this sentence - Page 2

Doug · #16 (**permalink**) Fri Dec 28, 2001, 10:19pm

old reffs never die, they just reincarnate into newbies! Truthfully, I have found "old" reffs to be a valuable asset! for one, they tell war stories, and some can give you a different perspective on the game and teach you how to be a reff. Others, continue on and still officiate, even though they are OLD, there are a few of those in my area...

williebfree · #17 (**permalink**) Sat Dec 29, 2001, 12:15am

If I am not mistaken, darn near ALL officials are OLDER for you....LOL

Doug · #18 (**permalink**) Sat Dec 29, 2001, 09:32am

ya got that right willie, most officials are older than me, and younger than you. They are right in the middle!

But where does that leave you pawner?

Doug

[Edited by Doug on Dec 29th, 2001 at 08:58 AM]

bluezebra · #19 (**permalink**) Sat Dec 29, 2001, 04:38pm

"Old referees never die - they just......" "Smell that way".

Bob

Mark Padgett · #20 (**permalink**) Wed Jan 02, 2002, 06:11pm

Quote:

Originally posted by paulis
...go pealess.

Although all the submissions were very funny, Paulis definitely wins for this remark. Obviously, this is a reference to the common problem men have in their old age of being able to easily perform certain body functions, plus the tie-in to the Fox 40 whistle.

Also, it recalls to mind the best advice I ever received from a veteran when I was just starting out: "Tuck your whistle in your shirt when you go to take a leak."

Congratulations, Paulis. Your prize is official permission from the home office in Tigard, Oregon to emulate Dave for a day. This emulation should take place during the next game you do. Please come back and post all your Davisms.

Here's one to get you started: Player:"I got fouled." You (as Dave):"No you didn't, you liar."

However, puke on anyone's shoes at your own risk.

mick · #21 (**permalink**) Wed Jan 02, 2002, 10:13pm

Old refs never die... they just quit blowin' 'em and begin to suck.

paulis · #22 (**permalink**) Wed Jan 02, 2002, 11:27pm

The magnitude of this honor leaves me speechless. I will make it my mission to live up to the responsibility so bestowed upon me. I would like to thank my fellow officials, the coaches and players and of course the fans. Also, mom and dad and the best thing that ever happened to me, my wife(who is currently upset with me for picking up a second game today when I told her I had just one).

In closing, let me share one tidbit from today's boys jv game: Coach is saying, "He's traveling!" To which I responded, "No he didn't coach, he has two feet! (Means nothing but it somehow shut the coach up - probably thought I was having a senior moment).