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There's been a lot of teasing (good-natured, I admit) about some of us having been around in the Naismith era. You are probably familiar with the Gen. McArthur quote that, "Old soldiers never die - they just fade away."
How about suggestions for finishing this thought, "Old referees never die - they just......" Best answer (as judged by me, of course) gets to pretend he's Dave for a day. |
"Look dead"
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They just do three man.
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...go pealess.
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Lose their "air"
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Come back to puke on the shoes of people that start threads about old referees.:D:
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Old Refs never die...they just help the Rooks out while trying to withhold their laughter....and puke. Larks....QUIT STARING! |
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can't blow anymore
get ready to work a 6 foot under league get to tell war stories move on to a higher level wear bifocals and hearing aids get fat and gray |
get called up to work D-0.
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old refs never die.. they just retire become members of the NFHS rule maker staff, come up with rules that have nothng to do with basketball.
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Keep 'em coming, guys. I'll cut this off and name the winner after the first of the year.
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More of a football one, but:
Old refs don't die - they just become replay officials. |
1)Old ref's never die, the older they get the better they were!!!
2)... start to suck! 3)..."destripe". 4)wish they were young again! 5) (most scary) go to work in the announcers booth. |
old refs never die, they just become coaches and have the best angle on every play. ;)
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