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Originally posted by paulis
...go pealess.
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Although all the submissions were very funny, Paulis definitely wins for this remark. Obviously, this is a reference to the common problem men have in their old age of being able to easily perform certain body functions, plus the tie-in to the Fox 40 whistle.
Also, it recalls to mind the best advice I ever received from a veteran when I was just starting out: "Tuck your whistle in your shirt when you go to take a leak."
Congratulations, Paulis. Your prize is official permission from the home office in Tigard, Oregon to emulate Dave for a day. This emulation should take place during the next game you do. Please come back and post all your Davisms.
Here's one to get you started: Player:"I got fouled." You (as Dave):"No you didn't, you liar."
However, puke on anyone's shoes at your own risk.