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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 03:19am
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I suppose my last joke was a bit too off color for this board. Odd, considering some of the stuff I've seen around here.

Hmmmmm, one for the kids......

What do you call a chicken running across a basketball court?

A charging fowl.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 03:41am
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I suppose my last joke was a bit too off color for this board. Odd, considering some of the stuff I've seen around here.

Hmmmmm, one for the kids......

What do you call a chicken running across a basketball court?

A charging fowl.
I liked your other one, personally.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 03:43am
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What do you call a sweet smelling foul?


A fragrant foul.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 08:33am
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Thanks a lot, Mark...
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 09:57am
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What do you call a chicken that graduated from MIT?

A technical foul! …Tidda-boom!
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 12:54pm
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I once officiated a game on an outdoor court. It had a tree-point line.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 01:32pm
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I once officiated a game on an outdoor court. It had a tree-point line.
Maybe you just need to act like a tree, and leaf.

Or put an egg in your shoe, and beat it.

Perhaps you should act like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.

(Dang it! It's like quicksand - it just sucks you in...)
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