Off topic: Pun For The Road

[Mark Padgett]

Since it's the off season and the board is slow, I thought we could see who could come up with the best basketball related pun. Here's mine:

My friend needed to sneeze, but I pinched his nose so he couldn't. We marked it down as a "blocked snot attempt".

I'll even accept FEEBLE attempts (get it? it's another pun)

[Welpe]

Since my Yo Momma jokes obviously didn't go over too well...

What kind of ship would an indecisive basketball referee be the captain of?





A blarge.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

[Welpe]

One more...

What do you call a chicken that is a friend of yours?



A personal fowl.

[DonInKansas]

I suppose my last joke was a bit too off color for this board. Odd, considering some of the stuff I've seen around here.

Hmmmmm, one for the kids......

What do you call a chicken running across a basketball court?

A charging fowl.

[Welpe]

Originally Posted by DonInKansas

I suppose my last joke was a bit too off color for this board. Odd, considering some of the stuff I've seen around here.

Hmmmmm, one for the kids......

What do you call a chicken running across a basketball court?

A charging fowl.

I liked your other one, personally.

[Welpe]

What do you call a sweet smelling foul?


A fragrant foul.

[M&M Guy]

Thanks a lot, Mark...

[Vinski]

What do you call a chicken that graduated from MIT?

A technical foul! …Tidda-boom!

[Mark Padgett]

I once officiated a game on an outdoor court. It had a tree-point line.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

I once officiated a game on an outdoor court. It had a tree-point line.

Maybe you just need to act like a tree, and leaf.

Or put an egg in your shoe, and beat it.

Perhaps you should act like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.

(Dang it! It's like quicksand - it just sucks you in...)

[Scrapper1]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Maybe you just need to act like a tree, and leaf.

Or as Young Biff says in Back To The Future, Part 2, "Why don't you make like a tree, [dramatic pause] and get outta here."

At which point, Old Biff smacks Young Biff on the head and says, "Leave! It's make like a tree and leave, you idiot!"

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Scrapper1

Or as Young Biff says in Back To The Future, Part 2, "Why don't you make like a tree, [dramatic pause] and get outta here."

At which point, Old Biff smacks Young Biff on the head and says, "Leave! It's make like a tree and leave, you idiot!"

I thought that was one of the better lines in the movie.

My kids didn't get it, though.

...sigh...I guess I didn't raise them right.

[bob jenkins]

Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[mdray]

what do you call a prisoner in a maximum security facility?


closely guarded

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.