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Off topic: Pun For The Road
Since it's the off season and the board is slow, I thought we could see who could come up with the best basketball related pun. Here's mine:
My friend needed to sneeze, but I pinched his nose so he couldn't. We marked it down as a "blocked snot attempt". I'll even accept FEEBLE attempts (get it? it's another pun) 
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Tue May 29, 2007, 02:52am
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Since my Yo Momma jokes obviously didn't go over too well...
What kind of ship would an indecisive basketball referee be the captain of? A blarge. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. 
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Tue May 29, 2007, 02:56am
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One more...
What do you call a chicken that is a friend of yours? A personal fowl.
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Tue May 29, 2007, 03:19am
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I suppose my last joke was a bit too off color for this board. Odd, considering some of the stuff I've seen around here.
Hmmmmm, one for the kids...... What do you call a chicken running across a basketball court? A charging fowl.
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Tue May 29, 2007, 03:41am
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Wed May 30, 2007, 10:07pm
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Wed May 30, 2007, 11:07pm
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"Classic"???? I don't get it. Of what is this a pun? Please explain. 
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Thu May 31, 2007, 01:59am
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You never said the puns had to be good...
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