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Old Sun May 27, 2007, 12:27pm
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Talking Off topic: Pun For The Road

Since it's the off season and the board is slow, I thought we could see who could come up with the best basketball related pun. Here's mine:

My friend needed to sneeze, but I pinched his nose so he couldn't. We marked it down as a "blocked snot attempt".

I'll even accept FEEBLE attempts (get it? it's another pun)
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 02:52am
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Since my Yo Momma jokes obviously didn't go over too well...

What kind of ship would an indecisive basketball referee be the captain of?





A blarge.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 02:56am
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One more...

What do you call a chicken that is a friend of yours?



A personal fowl.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 03:19am
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I suppose my last joke was a bit too off color for this board. Odd, considering some of the stuff I've seen around here.

Hmmmmm, one for the kids......

What do you call a chicken running across a basketball court?

A charging fowl.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 03:41am
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I suppose my last joke was a bit too off color for this board. Odd, considering some of the stuff I've seen around here.

Hmmmmm, one for the kids......

What do you call a chicken running across a basketball court?

A charging fowl.
I liked your other one, personally.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 03:43am
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What do you call a sweet smelling foul?


A fragrant foul.
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Thanks a lot, Mark...
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 09:57am
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What do you call a chicken that graduated from MIT?

A technical foul! …Tidda-boom!
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 12:54pm
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Red face

I once officiated a game on an outdoor court. It had a tree-point line.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 01:32pm
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I once officiated a game on an outdoor court. It had a tree-point line.
Maybe you just need to act like a tree, and leaf.

Or put an egg in your shoe, and beat it.

Perhaps you should act like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.

(Dang it! It's like quicksand - it just sucks you in...)
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 02:00pm
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Maybe you just need to act like a tree, and leaf.
Or as Young Biff says in Back To The Future, Part 2, "Why don't you make like a tree, [dramatic pause] and get outta here."

At which point, Old Biff smacks Young Biff on the head and says, "Leave! It's make like a tree and leave, you idiot!"
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 02:13pm
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Or as Young Biff says in Back To The Future, Part 2, "Why don't you make like a tree, [dramatic pause] and get outta here."

At which point, Old Biff smacks Young Biff on the head and says, "Leave! It's make like a tree and leave, you idiot!"
I thought that was one of the better lines in the movie.

My kids didn't get it, though.

...sigh...I guess I didn't raise them right.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 02:14pm
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Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 02:18pm
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what do you call a prisoner in a maximum security facility?


closely guarded
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Old Tue May 29, 2007, 02:26pm
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Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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