Off topic: Pun For The Road
Since it's the off season and the board is slow, I thought we could see who could come up with the best basketball related pun. Here's mine:
My friend needed to sneeze, but I pinched his nose so he couldn't. We marked it down as a "blocked snot attempt". I'll even accept FEEBLE attempts (get it? it's another pun) :p |
Since my Yo Momma jokes obviously didn't go over too well...
What kind of ship would an indecisive basketball referee be the captain of? A blarge. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. :D |
One more...
What do you call a chicken that is a friend of yours? A personal fowl. |
I suppose my last joke was a bit too off color for this board. Odd, considering some of the stuff I've seen around here.
Hmmmmm, one for the kids...... What do you call a chicken running across a basketball court? A charging fowl. |
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What do you call a sweet smelling foul?
A fragrant foul. |
Thanks a lot, Mark...
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What do you call a chicken that graduated from MIT?
A technical foul! :D …Tidda-boom! |
I once officiated a game on an outdoor court. It had a tree-point line. :p
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Or put an egg in your shoe, and beat it. Perhaps you should act like a hockey player and get the puck outta here. (Dang it! It's like quicksand - it just sucks you in...) |
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At which point, Old Biff smacks Young Biff on the head and says, "Leave! It's make like a tree and leave, you idiot!" |
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My kids didn't get it, though. ...sigh...I guess I didn't raise them right. |
Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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what do you call a prisoner in a maximum security facility?
closely guarded |
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