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Mark Padgett Sun May 27, 2007 12:27pm

Off topic: Pun For The Road
 
Since it's the off season and the board is slow, I thought we could see who could come up with the best basketball related pun. Here's mine:

My friend needed to sneeze, but I pinched his nose so he couldn't. We marked it down as a "blocked snot attempt".

I'll even accept FEEBLE attempts (get it? it's another pun) :p

Welpe Tue May 29, 2007 02:52am

Since my Yo Momma jokes obviously didn't go over too well...

What kind of ship would an indecisive basketball referee be the captain of?





A blarge.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. :D

Welpe Tue May 29, 2007 02:56am

One more...

What do you call a chicken that is a friend of yours?



A personal fowl.

DonInKansas Tue May 29, 2007 03:19am

I suppose my last joke was a bit too off color for this board. Odd, considering some of the stuff I've seen around here.

Hmmmmm, one for the kids......

What do you call a chicken running across a basketball court?

A charging fowl.

Welpe Tue May 29, 2007 03:41am

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonInKansas
I suppose my last joke was a bit too off color for this board. Odd, considering some of the stuff I've seen around here.

Hmmmmm, one for the kids......

What do you call a chicken running across a basketball court?

A charging fowl.

I liked your other one, personally. :eek:

Welpe Tue May 29, 2007 03:43am

What do you call a sweet smelling foul?


A fragrant foul.

M&M Guy Tue May 29, 2007 08:33am

Thanks a lot, Mark...

Vinski Tue May 29, 2007 09:57am

What do you call a chicken that graduated from MIT?

A technical foul! :D …Tidda-boom!

Mark Padgett Tue May 29, 2007 12:54pm

I once officiated a game on an outdoor court. It had a tree-point line. :p

M&M Guy Tue May 29, 2007 01:32pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
I once officiated a game on an outdoor court. It had a tree-point line. :p

Maybe you just need to act like a tree, and leaf.

Or put an egg in your shoe, and beat it.

Perhaps you should act like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.

(Dang it! It's like quicksand - it just sucks you in...)

Scrapper1 Tue May 29, 2007 02:00pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by M&M Guy
Maybe you just need to act like a tree, and leaf.

Or as Young Biff says in Back To The Future, Part 2, "Why don't you make like a tree, [dramatic pause] and get outta here."

At which point, Old Biff smacks Young Biff on the head and says, "Leave! It's make like a tree and leave, you idiot!"

M&M Guy Tue May 29, 2007 02:13pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrapper1
Or as Young Biff says in Back To The Future, Part 2, "Why don't you make like a tree, [dramatic pause] and get outta here."

At which point, Old Biff smacks Young Biff on the head and says, "Leave! It's make like a tree and leave, you idiot!"

I thought that was one of the better lines in the movie.

My kids didn't get it, though.

...sigh...I guess I didn't raise them right.

bob jenkins Tue May 29, 2007 02:14pm

Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

mdray Tue May 29, 2007 02:18pm

what do you call a prisoner in a maximum security facility?


closely guarded

Jurassic Referee Tue May 29, 2007 02:26pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by bob jenkins
Well, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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