Waaaay off topic - but couldn't resist

[Mark Padgett]

An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter."

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter."

Some may find that funny, but I doubt it.

btw, tell the nice man you need some more of those 'make the voices go away' pills.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

btw, tell the nice man you need some more of those 'make the voices go away' pills.

But if I do that, I won't hear the nice man anymore.

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

But if I do that, I won't hear the nice man anymore.

That's OK, he doesn't mind.

He is a nice man and will understand.

Go ahead...take a couple of handfuls. You'll be fine. The nice man will be fine. Every thing will be fine...just take the pills.

[bob jenkins]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter."

How else would the alien get to meter? Maybe the liter is the alien's gram.

[rockyroad]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

How else would the alien get to meter? Maybe the liter is the alien's gram.

Now my head hurts...

[JugglingReferee]

[Mark Padgett]

It could have been worse. The mayor of our town is a chemical engineer. I saw him last night and he told me this one: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant.

BTW - I always admire JR's pic of Diebler.

[bob jenkins]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

It could have been worse. The mayor of our town is a chemical engineer. I saw him last night and he told me this one: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant.

BTW - I always admire JR's pic of Diebler.

I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.

[rockyroad]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.

The correct name is "Hukt on foniks"...

[Mark Dexter]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter."

Wouldn't the aliens ask for the "litre?"

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Mark Dexter

Wouldn't the aliens ask for the "litre?"

Only if they were then going to store it in the boot of their vehicle and then take the lift to the next flat.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.

HEY! I said the guy was a chemical engineer. You can't expect a normal person (or even me) to understand what he said.

[26 Year Gap]

Would you just STOP it?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

Moe:"$5,000 deducted for charity? You never gave $5,000 to charity!"
Larry:"Charity begins at home!"
Moe:"Good thinking, Porcupine!"

Sgt. swearing the Stooges into the Army: "Would you fight for this great republic and..."
Moe: "Republican? Naw - I'm a Democrat."
Larry: "Me too."
Curly: "Not me. I'm a pedestrian. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk."