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Old Wed Apr 25, 2007, 12:53pm
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An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter."
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Old Wed Apr 25, 2007, 01:08pm
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An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter."
Some may find that funny, but I doubt it.

btw, tell the nice man you need some more of those 'make the voices go away' pills.
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Old Wed Apr 25, 2007, 01:36pm
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btw, tell the nice man you need some more of those 'make the voices go away' pills.
But if I do that, I won't hear the nice man anymore.
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Old Wed Apr 25, 2007, 01:38pm
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But if I do that, I won't hear the nice man anymore.
That's OK, he doesn't mind.

He is a nice man and will understand.

Go ahead...take a couple of handfuls. You'll be fine. The nice man will be fine. Every thing will be fine...just take the pills.
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Old Wed Apr 25, 2007, 02:03pm
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An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter."
How else would the alien get to meter? Maybe the liter is the alien's gram.
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How else would the alien get to meter? Maybe the liter is the alien's gram.
Now my head hurts...
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It could have been worse. The mayor of our town is a chemical engineer. I saw him last night and he told me this one: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant.

BTW - I always admire JR's pic of Diebler.
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Old Wed Apr 25, 2007, 03:57pm
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It could have been worse. The mayor of our town is a chemical engineer. I saw him last night and he told me this one: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant.

BTW - I always admire JR's pic of Diebler.
I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.
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Old Wed Apr 25, 2007, 04:25pm
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I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.
The correct name is "Hukt on foniks"...
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Old Wed Apr 25, 2007, 05:39pm
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An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter."
Wouldn't the aliens ask for the "litre?"
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Old Wed Apr 25, 2007, 07:31pm
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Wouldn't the aliens ask for the "litre?"
Only if they were then going to store it in the boot of their vehicle and then take the lift to the next flat.
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Old Wed Apr 25, 2007, 07:34pm
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I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.
HEY! I said the guy was a chemical engineer. You can't expect a normal person (or even me) to understand what he said.
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Would you just STOP it?

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Old Wed Apr 25, 2007, 09:25pm
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Moe:"$5,000 deducted for charity? You never gave $5,000 to charity!"
Larry:"Charity begins at home!"
Moe:"Good thinking, Porcupine!"
Sgt. swearing the Stooges into the Army: "Would you fight for this great republic and..."
Moe: "Republican? Naw - I'm a Democrat."
Larry: "Me too."
Curly: "Not me. I'm a pedestrian. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk."
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