Waaaay off topic - but couldn't resist

Mark Padgett

An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter." 😛

Dan_ref

Mark Padgett wrote
An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter." :p

Some may find that funny, but I doubt it.

btw, tell the nice man you need some more of those 'make the voices go away' pills.

Mark Padgett

Dan_ref wrote
btw, tell the nice man you need some more of those 'make the voices go away' pills.

But if I do that, I won't hear the nice man anymore. 😮

Dan_ref

Mark Padgett wrote
But if I do that, I won't hear the nice man anymore. :eek:

That's OK, he doesn't mind.

He is a nice man and will understand.

Go ahead...take a couple of handfuls. You'll be fine. The nice man will be fine. Every thing will be fine...just take the pills.

bob jenkins

Mark Padgett wrote
An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter." :p

How else would the alien get to meter? Maybe the liter is the alien's gram.

rockyroad

bob jenkins wrote
How else would the alien get to meter? Maybe the liter is the alien's gram.

Now my head hurts...

JugglingReferee

Mark Padgett

It could have been worse. The mayor of our town is a chemical engineer. I saw him last night and he told me this one: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant. 😮

BTW - I always admire JR's pic of Diebler.

bob jenkins

Mark Padgett wrote
It could have been worse. The mayor of our town is a chemical engineer. I saw him last night and he told me this one: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant. 😮

BTW - I always admire JR's pic of Diebler.

I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.

rockyroad

bob jenkins wrote
I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.

The correct name is "Hukt on foniks"...

Mark Dexter

Mark Padgett wrote
An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter." :p

Wouldn't the aliens ask for the "litre?" 😕

Mark Padgett

Mark Dexter wrote
Wouldn't the aliens ask for the "litre?" :confused:

Only if they were then going to store it in the boot of their vehicle and then take the lift to the next flat. 😎

Mark Padgett

bob jenkins wrote
I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.

HEY! I said the guy was a chemical engineer. You can't expect a normal person (or even me) to understand what he said. 😕

26 Year Gap

Would you just STOP it?

Mark Padgett

26 Year Gap wrote
Moe:"$5,000 deducted for charity? You never gave $5,000 to charity!"
Larry:"Charity begins at home!"
Moe:"Good thinking, Porcupine!"

Sgt. swearing the Stooges into the Army: "Would you fight for this great republic and..."
Moe: "Republican? Naw - I'm a Democrat."
Larry: "Me too."
Curly: "Not me. I'm a pedestrian. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." 😛

mick

Mark Padgett wrote
Sgt. swearing the Stooges into the Army: "Would you fight for this great republic and..."
Moe: "Republican? Naw - I'm a Democrat."
Larry: "Me too."
Curly: "Not me. I'm a pedestrian. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." :p

What Dan said.

Jimgolf

Mark Padgett wrote
BTW - I always admire JR's pic of Diebler.

The real Jon Diebler was recently named Mr. Basketball in Ohio. I wonder if he knows how semi-famous he's become with basketball officials on this site.

Jurassic Referee

Jimgolf wrote
The real Jon Diebler was recently named Mr. Basketball in Ohio.

Jon was also recently named Mr. Basketball in Florida....and China.

It's true, it's true.

Mark Padgett

Jurassic Referee wrote
Jon was also recently named Mr. Basketball in Florida....and China.

It's true, it's true.

Also in Lichtenstein - where he's not only the tallest basketball player, but the tallest person. 😮

It's twue, it's twue!

26 Year Gap

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