Waaaay off topic - but couldn't resist
 

An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter." :p

Some may find that funny, but I doubt it.

btw, tell the nice man you need some more of those 'make the voices go away' pills.

But if I do that, I won't hear the nice man anymore. :eek:

That's OK, he doesn't mind.

He is a nice man and will understand.

Go ahead...take a couple of handfuls. You'll be fine. The nice man will be fine. Every thing will be fine...just take the pills.

How else would the alien get to meter? Maybe the liter is the alien's gram.

Now my head hurts...

It could have been worse. The mayor of our town is a chemical engineer. I saw him last night and he told me this one: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant. :o

BTW - I always admire JR's pic of Diebler.

I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.

The correct name is "Hukt on foniks"...

Wouldn't the aliens ask for the "litre?" :confused:

Only if they were then going to store it in the boot of their vehicle and then take the lift to the next flat. :cool:

HEY! I said the guy was a chemical engineer. You can't expect a normal person (or even me) to understand what he said. :confused:

Would you just STOP it?

http://www.uoregon.edu/~ttusow/Duck.jpg

Sgt. swearing the Stooges into the Army: "Would you fight for this great republic and..."
Moe: "Republican? Naw - I'm a Democrat."
Larry: "Me too."
Curly: "Not me. I'm a pedestrian. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." :p