Waaaay off topic - but couldn't resist

[Mark Dexter]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter."

Wouldn't the aliens ask for the "litre?"

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Mark Dexter

Wouldn't the aliens ask for the "litre?"

Only if they were then going to store it in the boot of their vehicle and then take the lift to the next flat.

[26 Year Gap]

Would you just STOP it?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

Moe:"$5,000 deducted for charity? You never gave $5,000 to charity!"
Larry:"Charity begins at home!"
Moe:"Good thinking, Porcupine!"

Sgt. swearing the Stooges into the Army: "Would you fight for this great republic and..."
Moe: "Republican? Naw - I'm a Democrat."
Larry: "Me too."
Curly: "Not me. I'm a pedestrian. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk."

[mick]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Sgt. swearing the Stooges into the Army: "Would you fight for this great republic and..."
Moe: "Republican? Naw - I'm a Democrat."
Larry: "Me too."
Curly: "Not me. I'm a pedestrian. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk."

What Dan said.

[26 Year Gap]

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