AAU can be fun; it's true, it's true

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Did you ever consider using The Old School Stare Of Immediate And Painful Death(tm) instead? I've heard that it's usage is almost de rigeur in AAU and rec league games instead of common sense.

I did try TOSSOIAPD(tm) in a game earlier this year, but all it did is elicit the expected Early Puberty Stare of Total Confusion (patent pending).