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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 10:04am
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You know, I have a wonderful Golden Retriever that I tried to make into a peasant hunting dog...dumb dog kept flushing the trailer-trash instead of the peasants, so now she's just a big house dog. Oh wel...
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 10:13am
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You know, I have a wonderful Golden Retriever that I tried to make into a peasant hunting dog...dumb dog kept flushing the trailer-trash instead of the peasants, so now she's just a big house dog. Oh wel...
Dan has a Golden Retriever also, but Dan's dog is probably one of the smartest dogs around. He can do things like calculus, the macarena, etc.

Guess what Dan's dog's name is?
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 10:15am
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Aw, geeze, I know I'm gonna regret this, but here goes:

Ok, I give up. What's Dan's dog's name?
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 10:17am
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Aw, geeze, I know I'm gonna regret this, but here goes:

Ok, I give up. What's Dan's dog's name?
"Woody"

It's true, it's really true.....
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 10:18am
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Aw, geeze, I know I'm gonna regret this, but here goes:

Ok, I give up. What's Dan's dog's name?
Woddy.
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 10:21am
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Yep, I was right - I regretted it.

I thought Dan named him that because he liked female dogs, not because he was smart.

(I'm workin' on getting two threads locked in one day...that would be some kind of record, right?)
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 10:24am
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Yep, I was right - I regretted it.

I thought Dan named him that because he liked female dogs, not because he was smart.

(I'm workin' on getting two threads locked in one day...that would be some kind of record, right?)
Named him that 'cause when we took him home he growled at me and pee'ed on the back seat.

What else would I name him?
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 10:38am
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Named him that 'cause when we took him home he growled at me and pee'ed on the back seat.

What else would I name him?
Now that you mention it, it makes perfect sense. I bet the dog was naked in the back seat?...

Ok, maybe we should get back to the POI of this thread.
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 10:46am
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Now that you mention it, it makes perfect sense. I bet the dog was naked in the back seat?...

Ok, maybe we should get back to the POI of this thread.
Good idea.

Chuck, you can find peasant rates and futures on the Chicago Merc exchange. Good luck, it's a tough place to invest unless you know what you're doing.
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 10:55am
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Good idea.

Chuck, you can find peasant rates and futures on the Chicago Merc exchange. Good luck, it's a tough place to invest unless you know what you're doing.
Actually, pheasant futures rolls off the tongue nicer, but do you know how you can make a small fortune in peasant futures?

Start with a large fortune.

We need to stop this or they won't be pleasant peasants.

(God...I need a weekend real bad.)
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 11:00am
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Actually, pheasant futures rolls off the tongue nicer, but do you know how you can make a small fortune in peasant futures?

Start with a large fortune.

We need to stop this or they won't be pleasant peasants.

(God...I need a weekend real bad.)
Phooey on the pleasant peasants and the pheasants they rode in on.
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 11:17am
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Phooey on the pleasant peasants and the pheasants they rode in on.
Elitist prick.
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 11:28am
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How about this:

First free throw of a one-and-one, shot is released, A2 and B2 get overly-rambunctious on positioning and get whistled, and free throw goes in. Report double foul, POI would be the second free throw.
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A1 is fouled on his shot & is entitled to 2 FTs

A2 & B2 exchange unpeasantries, resulting in a double T.

POI is A1's first FT.
Yeah, that would do it. Thanks.
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Old Fri Sep 22, 2006, 11:29am
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Elitist prick.
Sounds more like Dr. Suess.
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