God does have. But I'm not sure how funny that pun really was...

God tells me it's not exactly His best work but He's kinda wrapped up in other stuff right now.

Well, I know if God is using you for a mouthpiece, God's got a handful!!

I'm not perfect, that's for sure.

But what's your point again?

Geez, now I'm getting all flippant and glib and off-topic. I apologize most humbly to the various esteemed members who get annoyed with off-topic posts, and especially to those who resent references to an ultimate being.

Everyone go back to your off-topic thread...

We all thank you for your indulgence.

Thank you, Dan, for taking over as Mr. Annoying Neanderthal Guy while I went for a whiz.

I left the seat up too.

That'll show 'em who the boss is!

Just wanted to show M&M that NYers can be a little more diverse than "Hey, ______, you suck!"

btw...you suck.

Shut up, but please do so in a Christian way, if it isn't too much bother.

So, Mrs. JR is away on a trip, eh? ;)

Mets get 2 in the 4th on a 2-run double, but Pujols just hit a solo shot off Glavine. He makes it looks so easy, too!

And, with the bad hammy (or is hammie?) he uses all arms.

I would be extremely annoyed by now seeing all those Spiezio 'staches, except he is a U of I grad, so I guess I have to cut him a little slack.

Is that sort of display characteristic of U of I (whatever the "I" stands for) ?
I would have thought Northwestern was more likely to produce the free-thinking creativity.

Cards up 3-2. Weaver's doing a pretty good job. Nice to see the promo for the "Treehouse of Terror" for the 18,000th time. :rolleyes:

Nah, I heard Northwestern just produces those left-wing, commie, tree-hugging PETA types, like Chuck.

The I stands for Illinois, so you had the right state.