New use for "Call It Both Ways"

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett

Ironically, I always flunk them whether or not I've had the muffins. Weird.

I find that fact neither ironic nor weird, after reading your posts for the last several years.

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett

Yeah - we have a special rule for this league. A chop block is legal if the perpetrator's mother bakes me some muffins prior to the game, preferably lemon poppyseed with almonds.

Mark, you're slippin'.

Used to be all the mom had to do to get her kid some special privilege was wear a low cut tight fitting sweater, smile sweetly and enthusiastically cheer her team on while sitting in the front row.

Now she's gotta bring you muffins... it's a sad day. A sad, sad day indeed...

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by rainmaker

It's the politically correct winter greeting that my son devised to send to all his Progressive Party friends and acquaintances.

It incorporates Christmas, Ramadan, Solstice, Kwanzaa, Hannukah, and I think the Jammin' thing refers to a Rastafarian holiday.

In order to say it properly you have to take a seminar at the community college. [/B]

Not to be a nitpicker, but someone oughta tell your son that Ramadan generally arrives around late September or early October. Far too soon for the winter greeting season.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by Dan_ref

Mark, you're slippin'.

Used to be all the mom had to do to get her kid some special privilege was wear a low cut tight fitting sweater, smile sweetly and enthusiastically cheer her team on while sitting in the front row.

Now she's gotta bring you muffins... it's a sad day. A sad, sad day indeed...

It's called "getting old".

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett

Mark, you're slippin'.

Used to be all the mom had to do to get her kid some special privilege was wear a low cut tight fitting sweater, smile sweetly and enthusiastically cheer her team on while sitting in the front row.

Now she's gotta bring you muffins... it's a sad day. A sad, sad day indeed... [/B]

It's called "getting old". [/B][/QUOTE]Naw, "getting old" ain't the same as "getting dead".