Sat Dec 24, 2005, 07:35pm
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certified Hot Mom tester
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Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: only in my own mind, such as it is
Posts: 12,918
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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
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The games are pretty rough, as you can imagine. In fact, in one game I called an illegal chop block on a player.
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Is there such a thing as a LEGAL chop block? I've only been officiating football for 2 years, so I'm not sure if there's any chop blocks that are legal.
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Yeah - we have a special rule for this league. A chop block is legal if the perpetrator's mother bakes me some muffins prior to the game, preferably lemon poppyseed with almonds.
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Mark, you're slippin'.
Used to be all the mom had to do to get her kid some special privilege was wear a low cut tight fitting sweater, smile sweetly and enthusiastically cheer her team on while sitting in the front row.
Now she's gotta bring you muffins... it's a sad day. A sad, sad day indeed...
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It's called "getting old".
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