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Jurassic Referee Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:50am

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Harding's boxing career has been a little rocky as well -- she withdrew from a bout earlier this year after her opponent turned out to be a transvestite.

Hey- it was just a guy in fishnets.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

BTW - here in the Portland area, Tonya is kind of a perpetual joke - like the Blazers.

Tonya?

A joke? :confused:

Gee, I thought the film of <b>everybody's</b> wedding night was posted on the internet.

M&M Guy Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:15pm

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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Tonya?

A joke? :confused:

Gee, I thought the film of <b>everybody's</b> wedding night was posted on the internet.

Is yours?

rainmaker Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:17pm

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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

Gee, I thought the film of <b>everybody's</b> wedding night was posted on the internet.

TMI!! TMI!!

M&M Guy Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:22pm

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Well......the good thing is that it ain't the Cubbies.

Man, if they ever won, their fans would probably be as insufferable as the BoSox fans.

:p

I'd love to be insufferable.

Just once.

Uh....I hate to break it to you, but you already are.:D

Shut up.

Both of you.

Dan_ref Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:28pm

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Originally posted by M&M Guy
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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Tonya?

A joke? :confused:

Gee, I thought the film of <b>everybody's</b> wedding night was posted on the internet.

Is yours?

Here's a still from JR's wedding reception that I found on the internet (they wanted a CC # to view "the good stuff" wink wink nudge nudge)

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/558...0/10102092.jpg

Jurassic Referee Wed Oct 26, 2005 02:55pm

Ah, yes. I remember now....... my buddies saying "don't marry her, she's a dog".


Jurassic Referee Wed Oct 26, 2005 07:21pm

While waiting for the first pitch, I picked up a book that one of my sons dropped off--- "Idiot" by Johnny Damon.

Got as far as the ACKNOWLEDGMENTS in the front, where the author thanks everyone that he can think of. Included in there were the following gems:
1) I want to thank Lisa for making my hair look great.
2) I want to thank Jason Giambi for showing me what it's like to be a big leaguer.

He was serious too.

That was enough for me.

Some books were meant to be burned.

Dan_ref Wed Oct 26, 2005 08:03pm

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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
While waiting for the first pitch, I picked up a book that one of my sons dropped off--- "Idiot" by Johnny Damon.

Got as far as the ACKNOWLEDGMENTS in the front, where the author thanks everyone that he can think of. Included in there were the following gems:
1) I want to thank Lisa for making my hair look great.
2) I want to thank Jason Giambi for showing me what it's like to be a big leaguer.

He was serious too.

That was enough for me.

Some books were meant to be burned.

I want to thank you for posting this.

ChuckElias Wed Oct 26, 2005 09:20pm

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

-- Dorothy Parker

Jurassic Referee Wed Oct 26, 2005 09:35pm

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Originally posted by ChuckElias
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

-- Dorothy Parker

I've been readin a little bit more- between half-innings. I think that it's something similar to the syndrome of people being fascinated with train wrecks, airplane crashes, etc.

JR's synopsis to date: Damon has brought new meaning to the word "shallow".

Btw, Jason Giambi's teaching Damon to be a major leaguer turned out to be drinking and partying. Pharmaceuticals were not mentioned.

[Edited by Jurassic Referee on Oct 26th, 2005 at 10:38 PM]

JRutledge Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:08pm

<font size = +10><b>WIN OR DIE TRYING. HE GONE!!!!!!!</b></font>

Peace

JRutledge Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:11pm

<font size = +10><b> It's a WHITE SOX WINNER!!!!!</b></font>

Peace

ChuckElias Thu Oct 27, 2005 08:00am

Congrats to the White Sox. Pretty amazing run for cursed teams named after an article of clothing. 86 years for the Red Sox, 88 years for the White Sox.

Not taking anything away from Chicago, but did anybody else think that the runner was safe at first on the last out of the game?

zebracz Thu Oct 27, 2005 08:26am

Last Out (of '05 Series)
 
You know, Chuck,

I actually thought that too, watching live on the 'real' take. But, then (after waiting about ten minutes) when they re-played the last two outs (made by SS Uribe,) I got to see it in slow-mo; Ump got it right. It WAS dang close--almost not a bang-banger, but it was. It was a Good Game, I thought.

M&M Guy Thu Oct 27, 2005 08:41am

So, uh, JRut, you a White Sox or a Cub fan? ;)


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