Coach Belligerent in Coach's Meeting

[JugglingReferee]

If you're required to ask those questions, then in my opinion:

(a) Have you had problems with this coach before?
(b) Is it known that this coach is a hooligan?

If (a) or (b) is "Yes," then I'd WHACK him right at the beginning.

If they're both "No" then maybe he's trying (albeit very poorly) to be funny. Afterwards, I'd write a report to your officiating executive or the commission responsible for this game.

Treating officials like this, ie. playing silly games, does nothing to keep officials interested in officiating, or wanting to do middle school games.