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[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

I'm a direct paternal descendant of Niall of the Nine Hostages, King of Tara in northwestern Ireland in the late 4th century A.D. No, you don't have to kneel before me, just a slight bow of the head will suffice.

Like Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, I have also decided to step away from my frontline royal duties and spend all my time here in North America.

Being a prince was exhausting work. Getting up and down from all those polo ponies. Putting on and taking off all those medals from my jackets.

The constant, loud barking of the foxhounds hurt my ears during royal fox hunts.

And I was having a tough time remembering the names of all my manservants.

I kept confusing Jeeves, Alfred, Giles, and Geoffrey.