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[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by ilyazhito

I like jump balls as well.

Even though I'm pretty sure that you know them (you seem like a rules oriented kind of guy), can you recite all the jump ball rules without peeking at the rulebook? Based on original positions of players, jumpers, nonjumpers, on the circle, off the circle, who can move, limits of movement, crossing lines, before the toss, during the toss, after the toss, limitations of the jumpers, and process, interpret, and enforce, all these rules within the fraction of a second that it takes for a jump ball?

If so, you're a better basketball official than I am, ilyazhito" (with apologies to Rudyard Kipling).